what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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