why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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We have started to decorate penises.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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