Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
