adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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