I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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