I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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