Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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