You made me cry and you don't even care
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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