first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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