At least make sure they are 18
Why
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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