Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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Pants are for mortals
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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