with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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