Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Randomize
