im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
The adults are the big ones right?
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