i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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