Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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