yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I cut my penus on the lid.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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