I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize