Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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