it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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