I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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