So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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