Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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