I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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