didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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