: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Oh god it's open bar.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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