you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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