Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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