And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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