So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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