I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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