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It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.