would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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