she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I have aggressive nipples.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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