Do vagina's smell?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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