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Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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