***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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