reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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