i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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