Say something about gay babies.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
