well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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