i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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