He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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