I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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