I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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