Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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