I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.