"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You are a booty call, not a friend.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
