I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize
