She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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