i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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