You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I need water and some morals
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
