North Korea, Best Korea!
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
