It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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