saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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