You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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