it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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