it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
You left your phone here
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