How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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