47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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