This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I am naked and annoyed.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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