I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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