...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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